sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

ijustloveyoutubers:

From my head to-ma-toes..  x

ijustloveyoutubers:

From my head to-ma-toes..  x

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

"When did you find out that you weren’t the storm anymore?
When did you find out that you were the sea it captured?
I know I know I know.
You only miss him when it’s quiet,
and sometimes when it’s loud,
but aren’t you bored?
Aren’t you tired of listening to your body ache?
Get up and fall in love and scream too softly and whisper too loudly.
What do any of the monsters have to say about it?
Are they going to fill this room with smoke?
You’ve slept through a fire before,
and woke up coughing and alive.
I know I know I know.
It’s not the same.
But, if he’s the worst thing that’s
ever happened to you,
then why do you insist on going back there
even on the good days?
If you’re looking for a different ending,
you’re not looking in the right places.
You asked him to love you,
and he gave you silence, didn’t he?
So maybe you can start by making your own noise.
So maybe you can start by listening to what you have to say.
He was never supposed to be your greatest resolution.
You were always your own.
If you didn’t want to hear this right now,
it means you had to.
Go throw rocks at your own window.
Wake up the girl who is still asleep inside."
- Y.Z, a reminder for the girl next door (via rustyvoices)
You don’t win wars with niceness, doctor. You win wars with guts.

amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

trinitymemes:

the-pungeon-master:

trinitymemes:

basicbitchesaintnothin:

gracehelbig:

trinitymemes:

Baby sloth Grace

this happens more than you think

I like how the lady just sorta stays crouched over like 

"where the fuck did I go wrong"

You know your post has broken the walls of the fandom when someone refers to your leader as
"the lady"

the lady

the lady

the lady

tHE LADY.

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

davejade:

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

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