when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
Martin Freeman & Peter Jackson (and some guy photobombing in the background)
Why Doctor Who is scarier than Supernatural
Satan on Doctor Who
Satan on Supernatural
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
life tip: avoid getting yelled at by ur parents and just dont tell them anything ever
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
#i love it when america’s like lol canada amiright??#and the rest of the worlds like nah bro its literally only you that does it different
"I don’t care HOW you faked it. I want to know why."
- No, you guys….I’m calling it. Sherlock is about to tell John everything. We’re going to be freaking out, alert and ready for two years of deciphering and deducting to be proven wrong or right. Finally. Finally, we will know. And then John is going to say this. And that’s going to be the end of it. We’re never going to figure out how he faked his death. Moffat and Gatiss are going to troll us. Televisions are going to be broken. There are going to be casualties. Some people are never going to fully recover. Mrs. Hudson is going to leave London. The world is going to collapse. And not even Peter Capaldi’s forehead can save us. (via marauders4evr)